She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
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