omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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