my sisters under your porch take her home
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
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