How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
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