I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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