i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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