i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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