I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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