Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Randomize
