when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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