that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Randomize
