from now on my penis is your penis
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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