I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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