Heybabeimwearingurpanties
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
whose ass print is on the piano?
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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