I got chris browned last night
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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