JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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