So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i justawanted to let you know that illi aalways be thwew for ui and o qill waasag youer dog whenebvet u wsnt
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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