Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
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