Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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