The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
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