i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
don't judge my taste in strippers
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Randomize
