i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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