Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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