we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Randomize
