Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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