Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
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