This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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