oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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