Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
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