very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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