we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Randomize
