apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Randomize