the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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