new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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