I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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