Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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