Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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