why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I enjoy the company of your penis
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