But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Randomize
