no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I'm sobbing to NWA
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Randomize
