there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
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