I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
What a dumb baby whore.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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