I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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