Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
My dick has a subreddit
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
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