the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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