it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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