Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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