Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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