I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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