Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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