I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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