But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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