Porn is love you can see.
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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