She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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