...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
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