Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Randomize